“Dear Math, Grow Up and Solve Your Own Problems” Unisex Fleece-Lined Elite Hoodie
Finally — a hoodie that understands your struggle with math. 😅 Our “Dear Math, Grow Up and Solve Your Own Problems” Elite Hoodie blends cozy comfort, sharp wit, and premium quality into one statement piece. Perfect for teachers, students, or anyone tired of solving life’s equations, this hoodie delivers laughs and warmth in equal measure.
Crafted with precision and made to last, it features a three-panel fleece lining that’s warm but never bulky, and double-stitched seams for long-term durability. Whether you’re lounging, studying, or simply making a point about math’s immaturity, this unisex fleece hoodie has you covered — literally.
✨ Features
🧵 Durable Construction: Double-stitched seams built for daily wear.
🔥 Three-Panel Fleece Lining: Cozy interior that keeps you warm without weighing you down.
💪 Medium-Heavy Fabric: 8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²) — the perfect balance of warmth and breathability.
👕 Unisex Fit: Relaxed and roomy design made for comfort and movement.
🌿 Premium Fabric Blend: 80% combed ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester for softness and strength.
🩶 Tear-Away Label: Enjoy an itch-free, seamless fit.
🎨 Vibrant Color Options: Choose from multiple shades to match your personal style.
💝 Perfect For
Math teachers, students, problem solvers (and avoiders), and anyone who loves a clever hoodie that sparks a smile. A fun, thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because.
🚚 Shipping & Production
Estimated shipping time: 5–9 days (U.S. orders)
Printing time: Please allow an additional 2–3 days for production before your order ships. (Custom color or embroidery options may require extra processing time.)
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Iron or steam on low heat
Do not dry clean
Use non-chlorine bleach only as needed
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“Dear Math, Grow Up and Solve Your Own Problems” unisex fleece-lined hoodie — cozy, funny, and soft. Ships in 5–9 days + 2–3 days printing time.
